TO SCARE OLD PEOPLE INTO BUYING MORE LIFE INSURANCE, `MET LIFE` CHANGES NAME TO `MEET DEATH`
“New company mascot to be the Grim Reaper.”
ON A MISSION TO OUTDO AVATAR, DISNEY RELEASES 4D MOVIES
"Said one child, "What the fuck am I looking at?"
`FOLLOW ME`, a spin-off line of pants from Juicy, recalled for number of stalker complaints
In an effort to bolster the Juicy brand, "Follow me" had undesirable effects. "We plastered it in the same font and size as "Juicy," but it got all the wrong reactions. "I don't understand," said Milan, local Carribou coffee frequenter. "How can I get a restraining order when I was just doing what I'm told." John Anderson echoed a similar notion. {licking lips} "I like to follow directions." The recall includes all pants sized x-small, small, and medium.
